From Strathaven, UK

So every few years a new type ( or style) of tattoo becomes all the rage, as the expression goes, and coming out of Strathaven, UK, is the hottest style of tattoo around, which I have liberally labeled the: Crayola Crayon Pre-School Scribble Tattoo Style.

Isn’t it bloody awesome!

This poor loser chose to permanently remind themselves from now on until they day they die with a permanent reminder that they are indeed a loser, and that people see them as for what they are: a loser. How appropriate that this loser’s tattoo artist added to the loser’s loserliness with an epic tattoo error.

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The tattoo artist was likely unable to tattoo straight because s/he was either laughing too hard or so high on acid, that the portrait of Elvis turned out instead like the Grinch Clown The Blue Nose Raver Tattoo.

LSD and tattoos do not go together.

This guy is an exreme dude so don’t mess with him, of course the only time when you will know how exreme he is, is when he takes his shirt off and shows off his badass nipple ring, aka the male door knocker. Of course he has two matching sets of stars on his arms because he is a star,an exreme star at that.

This tattoo is a fail because of the missing letter T, which is actually there but just poorly designed, but both Mr Exreme and the Tattoo artist did not clue in until it was too late.

At first I thought that a ball of yarn was unraveling in the mouth of pink unicorn; just saying, then I noticed how angry Mr Blue Unicorn is while banging Ms pink unicorn and that seems kinda wrong and obscene somewhat, for unicorns at least, but then I thought about it and came to the conclusion that they are flying while fucking, talk about the mile high club eh, and I’d be damn angry too trying to keep my shmekel in her while flying 1000 miles per hour 1000 feet in the air with a blinding rainbow distracting me.

This tattoo of a Chernobyl One Eared Dog Tiger Thing is a glorious example of a tattoo artist that was way too ambitious for his/her own good and a tattooee that was way too trusting of his friend, the new tattoo artist who bought his kit from Ebay.

Cheap tattoos are never good and good tattoos are never cheap.

You can just imagine the conversation that went on between the tattoo artist and the tattooee to be. The tattoo artist’s facial expressions would have been priceless, no doubt.

Tattooee: Hi, I want to get a tattoo on my arm.

Tattoo Artist: Okay. What design do you have in mind?

Tattooee:  Well I have this awesome original art that my friend, who is an awesome artist, made for me.

Tattoo Artist: May I see it?

Tattooee: Here you go. See, isn’t it siiiiick?

Tattoo Artist: Uhhhh…where’s the art?

Tattooee: You’re looking at it. Isn’t it gonna be sick. I want it right here.

Tattoo artist: So, let me get this straight, you want this black outlined black square with some red inked scribbled in it?

Tattooee: Errrr…well yeah.

Tattoo artist: Okay, well this will cost you $500.

This is a tattoo of a colored man, no really it is.

This is one of those tattoos that make you scratch your head in abject confusion and curiosity.

So either green Mr. black man on the chest is either suffering from sea sickness, has turned into a zombie, or both, or the tattoo artist and tattooee are color blind.

Why does Mr Green Black man’s head have wings of a dragon – peacock?

Why is Mr Green Black man’s head have wings of a dragon – peacock and is sitting on a bluish chest shield?

Why doesn’t the chest shield protect the nipples? WTF kind of shield is that?

Shnozzle: prince of the dopey eyed dinosaurs

Who knew that Godzilla had a little brother ?

Who knew that Godzilla’s little brother was a king?

Who knew that Godzilla’s little kingly brother was a total stoner style dopey eyed monster with no legs or tail?

I sure didn’t until now.

This Ronald Wilson Reagan memorial tattoo is an example of someone taking their patriotism and their fan-ship of United States Presidents to a whole new and disturbing level. I am guessing that this lady’s husband is also a die-hard Reagan fan as well, or otherwise if she is single, then I hope that whomever  is poking her for the first time better be a Republican, or else.  No doubt that her lovers never forgot when Reagan was born and died.

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